12 days of Christmas? Make it last all year…

Santa Baby has been making his list and checking it twice to find out if you have been naughty or nice! Well, let him know this year you definitely plan on being naughty! Here are some sure fire tips that are guaranteed to spark up more than your fireplace for your 12 days of Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, give your lover 12 sexy vouchers written by you, one to be redeemed each month of the year, we suggest the following ideas…

...12 Speeds of Joy! 

a remote control wireless bullet vibrator in pink with a pink and white remote control sit on a white background. The vibrator has a small pull cord.

Use the Odeco 12 Speed Wireless Remote Control Egg to be creative! The remote allows for a hands-off experience of up to 10 metres, meaning you can do more as you feel more. Smooth, splashproof, with 3 intensities and 9 pulsation settings, this wireless egg spoils you for choice, whether using it alone or with a partner. Powerful and discreet, take it anywhere and focus on the climax ahead! *Please note to switch on and switch off, hold the power button down for 3 seconds. Note: The power on/off button must be pressed and held for at least 3 seconds to activate the vibrations Take him out to dinner with this already in you and give him the control! Lets see if you make it as far as dessert…  Get It HERE

…11 Screams of Pleasure

lelo indulge pleasure set includes pink couples vibrator, tickling feather, blindfold etc in a presentation box

Explore your intimate fantasies with the luxurious LELO Indulge Me Pleasure Set. Encased in a re-usable gift box is a Intima Silk Blindfold, Tantra feather teaser and Noa Couples’ Massager. The Noa works by slipping into the women’s vagina and stimulates both partners during intercourse. The bulbed end stimulates the clitoris while the slim end massages the G-spot and his penis during penetration. The USB rechargeable Noa is crafted from flexible silicone which is comfortable against the skin. 6 stunning stimulation modes add a whole new level of pleasure to play. Fully waterproof and highly versatile, the Noa is ideal for travel and bathtime play. Compatible with a SenseMotion Remote Control. FDA-Approved Silicone and Full 1-Year Warranty Contents: Noa (Waterproof, USB-Rechargeable Silicone Couples’ Massager with 6 modes), Intima Silk Blindfold (100% Silk), Tantra Feather Teaser (Down-feathers with metal/acrylic handle), Gift Card, Satin Storage Pouch. Get it HERE

 …10 naughty boudoir photos

Of yourself in a beautifully decorated photo album. Take a few and text them to him at work, let him know what he has coming up later… If you have the house to yourself leave a trail of pictures to help him find you….

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…9 Drips of candle wax,

A box of fetish candles on the cover of the box is a woman standing over a kneeling blindfolded man with a collar and leash. She is in basque and stockings he is in boxer shorts.

Use this kit to blindfold him then drip hot wax on his body. Combine with ice drips to really up the sensations! Get It HERE

   …8 Minutes a day.

A berman kegel exerciser it is glass with pink weighted areas for pelvic floor exercises.

Use a Kegal exerciser 8 minutes a day to give you a tighter, stronger vagina, your man will never complain! Include him in your routine too and make it part of your foreplay. Get it HERE

…7 Speed Butt Plug! 

A black Butt plug with a gold button. Shaped to resemble a Fleur d lise

Feel completely fulfilled when this pleasure plug pulsates into action! Butt Throb brings a whole new element of anal amour with its 7 settings of pure erotic ecstasy. Check out the Butt plug challenge It’s time to get cheeky and bring some delight to your derriere! Why not use it on him and discover his P spot.? Get it HERE

  ….6 of the best 

A 18" Cane with a curved handle designed for spanking and fetish play

Show him whose boss or get him to show you! A 36″ Bamboo Cane for strict and authoritative discipline in every session. Warm up with light taps and take the punishment as far as you dare! Perfectly kinky for Fetish enthusiasts everywhere. Get it HERE

  …5 Gold..

a gold plated butt plug in 24k gold. With a crystal end piece.

This Large 24K Gold plated Anal Plug is smooth, bulbed and is shaped like a large rose bud with a flat, round base, complete with crystal embellishment. Great for sensory play, you can warm up or cool down the Gold Anal Plug for added sensation. Made of nickel free, high quality stainless steel with a gold-chrome plated finish, this plug is fully hypoallergenic It is also available in a smaller size. Get it HERE

 …A 4 minute sensual dance routine.

Put on your sexiest outfit, his favourite love song and perform a sensual dance routine.

..3 sexy words

By text ask him to write a short story to you including those words and what he will do to you when he gets home.

..2 temperatures.

 Icicles brand glass dildo with blue spiral pattern inside and a bulbous end.

Try this wavy blue spiral glass dildo from Icicles for more chills and thrills than you dare to dream! Erotically inspired art, this beautiful glass piece will satisfy first aesthetically then intimately with each use, as it pleasures your private areas and gives you sensations before unheard of. Perfect for temperature play too as it can be both cooled down and warmed up for even more versatility and pleasure possibilities. Since this specially toughened, borosilicate glass is nonporous, cleanup is a snap. Use Sex Toy Cleaner and warm water, or throw it in the dishwasher for a worry-free wash after the fun. Get it HERE

 ….1 hell of a night

red silk bondage rope in a coil, soft to skin 10 metres long with bound to tease label

To remember! Tie him up and tease him, use all of the things you have bought before on him or on yourself in a sexy show to drive him wild! Check out these tips here, and Buy your rope HERE




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