Titty Fucking!! When did vaginas get so boring?

Guys have too many options now. Guys want to have sex with boobs now. What is wrong with you? When did vaginas get so boring? What guy was having sex with a vagina and was like, “Oh my God, this feels terrible. I wish I had a vagina that was, like, totally dry. I know what let’s do titty fucking“

You might think that only spoiled-rotten guys are getting bored with blow jobs, vaginal sex, and possibly even anal sex. But that’s, not the case there has been a rise of titty fucking being put on the menu so we cant all be being spoilt. In this blog, I am going to share some support to make it easier you can tell I am not a fan so let’s make it easy for you if you man is really wanting to try it.

So to get started if you really want to but have no boobs are too small. 

You might be a member of the small boobie club, but I have been told that when there’s a will, there’s a way admittedly, pushing them together does tend to be a bit painful (why are you doing this if it hurts stop and explain). At first, you might feel like a fool, but once you see he’s getting off on it, you’ll start to feel like a Powerful Woman Made of Breasts and Magic.

How many times do I say it LUBE LUBE LUBE

Saliva dries quickly and will only end in discomfort go with a silicon-based lube. It lasts the longest, and while it can irritate some women when used during penetrative sex, you don’t have to worry about that this time.

Oral is optional. 

Considering that the head of his penis will be bobbing up and down toward your face for the next 3 to 10 minutes like a large and enthusiastic worm, you could totally put your mouth on it. But that’s your call, depending on how fast you want him to finish.

A prime angle for a facial. 

When he’s about to finish, do you want to tell him to pull back and come on your breasts? Or are you prepared to take the hit to the eye?