The Little Rooster by Gullus et Mulier “Product Review”

Thanks to “TheSaucyPair” for reviewing this great toy (when we saw it, it had to be our first tester 🙂 )

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For a long time humans have endeavoured to find the best artificial ways to wake themselves up in the morning. It’s only now Gallus et Mulier have given women the chance to wake up with an orgasm with it’s little rooster rise and shine device. The science bit I have decided to list the features and options separately, to make sure I get them all in but also they are easy to find and viewable to you reading: 30 power levels Range of fully customisable Wake up features including Snooze and Snoregasm Rechargable Stand alone vibrate feature Noiseless Non porous Fully tested Non penetrable In the dawn of time the earth was guided by the sun and it was the only thing that ruled the arising and retiring of humans. It was the advent of the industrial revolution that people were ruled by something alot more artificial…time. Ever since man has been governed by figures and numbers, hours and minutes we have strived to find the most natural, easiest way of starting the day. It’s only now the little rooster has attempted to wake us with one of the most natural, pleasurable, best ways; through orgasm! If there is one area where makers of pleasure objects have improved the image of sex toys over the last decade it’s through the packaging and overall presentation. Don’t get me wrong you’ve also got to have the product in place to back it up but having enjoyed vibrators over 10 years it’s this area of the overall image of sleek, sexy, professional and ultra high design that has definitely made sex toys more approachable. Brands like Lelo, We Vibe, Rocks Off, Fetish Fantasy and Sportsheets have really gone over board on improving the image of sex toys and Gallus Et Mulier have followed suit. They have done this by presenting the Little Rooster in a crisp, clean, white solid box with velvet insert including a silk pouch to keep it in. Overall a very classic, profession and well, French design. However, after the initial awe struck moments something less pleasing was brought to my attention, the lack of a plug. After checking a number of times whether one was meant to be included or not it became apparent that the only way to charge the Little Rooster was through a USB point. I thought about this for a while and realised there was a number of options including a camera plug which contained a USB and oddly what I settled on was the completely redundant, until how, the USB point in our TV set top box. Cock-a-doodle-didn’t Reader! Reader! Reader! You may sense my frustration at this point so let me impart this on you. After around 4 years of reviewing pleasure products and putting my body nay orgasm on the the line this is the first time I’ve felt like a true guinea pig. So here’s the deal. I’m not going to to donate my orgasm to research and science without passing on in detail what mistakes I made and also giving you a guide of how to avoid them. Some of them were completely down to my doing and others it seems were in the laps of the gods. Night 1 We’ve all been in the situation; bought the latest gadget and immediately tossed the instructions in the draw only to later panic that they’ve must have somehow ended up in the bin. This is done on the pretence that we know better than the experts that have spent years of crafting designing and testing with a large budget to bring this to market. However, I did this initially as I wanted to test how intuitive the Little Rooster was to use and set up. I mean it’s only an alarm clock after all, right? Morning 1 Woke-up to my usual alarm which is automatically set to go off and thankfully had forgotten to switch off immediately realised my intuitive test had failed. Frustrated and under pleasured, in fact not pleasured full stop I flicked through the instructions over my morning cup of tea trying to positively plan tomorrows wake up call. Night 2 I sat and stared at the instructions which showed that the Little Rooster was a lot more detailed and planned in design than I had given it credit for. It was stuffed full and over flowing with a bewildering range of options including exactly how it works and if I may say so written a little more simplistically then i would have liked. For example, the timings and how the cycles worked were detailed in a footnote after you’ve been through how to set it up. So I sat that night with a glass of wine and eagerly planned the next mornings wake up call. Brimming with a sense of achievement – or maybe it was the wine – I skipped off to bed. Poised on the edge of the bed and wearing my naughtiest underwear I was ready to be seduced into wake by this intriguing little gadget. It slipped perfectly into my panties and it felt comfortable with the vibrating probe tantalisingly resting against my lips. I slipped into bed full of anticipation at what the morning might bring. Morning 2 Still No Orgasm! I was awoken to a beeping sound, not in the bedroom but somewhere below the bedsheets. Humping up I shoved my hand towards my crotch pressing at buttons to stop it. Another frustrated lay ahead. Night 3 OK! So here it is I had to get it right this time. SO I actually sat down and wrote exactly what I needed to do and here I replicate it for you reader, out of the goodness of my heart. How It Works: Little Rooster starts off vibrating for 2mins at the low setting starting at the time you set it for. It then slowly builds to the highest setting taking the numbers of minutes you set it at. Stays at high power for an extra 8mins. Beeps and turns off. Variables: During the initial cycle the following variables can be set Press the right hand button to put it into snooze mode. Snooze mode – 10mins after pressing the vibrations restart on the lowest power setting for 2mins. Press the left hand button for snoregasm mode. Snoregasm – After 10mins the vibrations restart from the power you chose the snoregasm setting to start at and builds to the highest setting you originally chose. Once you have an understanding of the cycles it makes it a lot easier to set: Set The Alarm first mins then hours. Set The Time mins then hours. Set the lowest vibration level you want it to start at between 1 and 30. Set the highest Vibartion you want it to climax at from 2 to 30. Set the snoregasm vibration level you want it to start at. Set the number of minutes you want the Little Rooster to take to build between the lowest/snoregasm level and the highest level 1-9mins. Check am/pm or 24hr clock. Important: Move Slider to the middle to set the alarm. The longest it could take to go through that initial cycle is 10mins plus the mins you set it at step 6. For a third night I set the Little Rooster and checked it. …and checked it again. Then hesitantly slipped it into my panties before taking it out and checking it for a final time. Snuggly and sensually it rested against my mons and lips and i eased into bed wandering if tomorrow would be the day. Good Morning Mr Rooster. Morning 3 Somewhere deep in my subconscious I felt it start, I wasn’t even aware if I was wake or dreaming. A little jolt to awaken my senses; a purr to stir me from my slumber. There…again lusciously massaging me into life my body as well as my mind started taking notice. My subconscious was still in control making sure I didn’t miss a beat. Just as my body got used to the feeling I almost returned to my sleep. I felt another pleasurable peck on my vulva, on which made sure I was on the right side of attentive and the pulses slowly became deeper. The cock-a-doodle-doo of the roosters wake up call made my skin start to tingle and come alive steadily and sensually as my vulva moistened.Waves of pleasure started to grow up my navel and trace their way leisurely up to my breasts. Consciously I moved my leg angling and squeezing the vibrations firmer on my wanton lips and the wetness that met the roosters probing beak showed that i was enjoying the attention. Again the vibrations grew and my whole body started to come alive; my skin quivered as my vulva lapped at the pleasure and my breasts searched for attention. My hands wandered up my hips and brought a sensual relief to my now perspiring skin. They lingered on my torso as it purred and preened at my own caress. My fingers finally reached my breasts that were calling out like a hungry chick in the nest crying for its hunger to be met. The vibrations increased and never let up spreading wider and richer over my body. Tentatively I searched for my nipples and with a feather light touch they rested upon my growing buds as they soaked up the attention and still the vibrations increased. I sunk sumptuously into the bed now fully awake and fondling my cupped boobs while my thumbs teased at my nipples. The roosters vibrations finally reached their peak and I knew they would hold me on this cliff edge for a little longer. Wave after wave they flew over my body and I let myself go as the rarety of being able to please both of my wanton boobs overcame me. Still that Little Roosters tantalising claw never let up as my nipples reached their limit bold and hard. I needed that final release and reached inside my panties and pressed that little rooster hard against my clitoris; seconds later i climaxed fully and deeply as I soared of that cliff and plunged into a deep lagoon of climax and I gave my body up to it’s pleasures. Finally, after a time I relaxed and a warm glow spread over every inch and into every crevice of my body and i looked forward to facing the day with a brand new freshness. Conclusion There is no doubt that once you get past the teething troubles – and I hope I’ve made them easier for you – that the Little Roosters is a great way to wake up. In fact I’ve even started to using it at the weekends and enjoying my days off by starting them with an orgasm. However, lets start with a couple of downsides and I think I’ve well documented the setup teething problems I encountered and I’m hoping my short guide will see you through these easier, The second issue I had with this Alarm clock was that the alarm beep was quite loud and intrusive especially if you had just enjoyed a lovely orgasm to wake you up. Finally, and actually my biggest gripe was the lack of a proper plug which left you searching for a USB point, which would also mean it was still discreet, I’m guessing most people wouldn’t want this hanging out of their laptops or computers. For the few of things which did frustrate me with the Little Rooster there was a lot more I did like. First off the overall packaging and design is beautiful; from it’s decadent box; to the contents within everything has been lovingly designed and thought about. Then there is the design of the product itself which oozes style and sleekness and is very much inline with the current design trends in the gadget world. A big plus to this is that it doesn’t look like a vibrator at all – which is handy if you accidentally leave it lying around. The sumptuous design also means that it perfectly fits around your pubic region leaving the vibrating probe immaculately resting against your vulva. Overall, it’s a very slim and neat design meaning no unsightly bulge in your panties. Then there is the whole array of options and power levels means you have complete control over exactly how you choose to wake up but also more importantly how you are woken up if you do go back to sleep. The number of power levels and slight difference between each one means you’re never searching for the just right vibration. This brings me to the variable options which are there to help make sure you don’t go back to sleep making for 2 choices in the ultimate snooze button. Imagine hitting the button for an extra 10 minutes sleep only to be re-awoken again with another orgasm. Since the review I’ve used both modes and I can say that starting the day off with multiple self indulgent orgasms is the only way to get your day going; for whatever kind of challenges face you. You may have to train your body and sex drive if you wish to be able to be woken up every day through the power of orgasm building it up slowly – but as the best sex therapists will tell you the more orgasms you have the more your body wants. Finally, The Little Rooster by Gullus et Mulier is a beautiful bit of kit and a welcome addition to anybodys bedroom morning routine. Due to the discreetness and quietness and with a little imagination you can easily come up with a few extra ways to using the Little Rooster in your daily routine. For example, how about randomly setting it during a night out and having it pleasure you when you’re least expecting it but having the excitement in the foreply that it could very well go off at anytime; toying and teasing with your pleasures. 8/10